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 Storm P Signature

 

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– You should get a job, my good man, work doesn´t hurt anybody!
– No, sir, but it takes so much time... 		– These atoms are supposed to make everything superfluous...
– Sure enough, but give me a glass of beer anyhow!		 – You think people can hear us?
– Oh yes, already many have closed their windows
– Waiter, tell me, are you absolutely sure this is a really, really fresh egg?
– Definitely, sir, it actually shouldn´t had been laid until tomorrow! 		– That soup can´t be particularly hot, since you can put your thumb in it!
– Oh, yes, it´s burning hot. But you get used to it... 		– They say that time is money...
– Then we must be bloody well off, because we´ve got all the time in the world!
The man is unmusical – Soup is to be enjoyed pianissimo, never forte! – Unbelievable, you look just like your brother!
– Yes, it´s incredible isn´t. I am my brother, actually 		Flies can live a fortnight without food - but they don´t want to!
– What kind of breed is it?
– I don´t know, I bought it as a rabbit! 		– When does the train depart?
– Well, the train that earlier used to depart now now departs earlier. 		– Now, how are you going to spend that coin?
– Well... it´s not enough for a motor cycle, so, maybe I´ll put it in the bank.
Fantastic watch. It makes an hour in 55 minutes – I hear you play the violin
– Impossible, it´s at home!		 – Haven´t we met before?
– No but we can go out and come in again - then we have
– Imagine if one had all the money one spent on beers!
– Yes, imagine how much beers one could buy! 		– A Fiver! Great, soon I need an accountant! – It´s an old Dutch painter!
– Amazing, he looks just like a young girl!
– You´re not as stupid as you look
– No, that´s the difference between the two of us		 – I´m having my wife painted
– Well, I´m having my entrance painted		 – Do you collect stamps?
– No, we have a vacuum cleaner

Drawings and original texts: © The estate of Robert Storm Petersen

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